During lunch this random cross dresser was walking toward me. I was staring at his ankles when he said “hello” loudly like he was annoyed. I quickly looked at him and said hi politely as he walked away. Poor guy probably thought I was trying to avoid eye contact, but really I was wondering how much his ankle weights weighted and if he had the same midnight blue nail polish as me.

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Star Watch by Boy_Wonder

(Source: R2--D2, via orionfalls)

Puddy pat.

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Miss you.

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First photo shoot for That 70’s Show circa ‘98


they all look like babies!

(Source: that70scaps, via metvllicv)

I thought I saw you the other day. I couldn’t help but stare as I walked away.

I appreciate dog puns

This is a crappy picture of my first tattoo, but it’s a sweet picture of me laughing with one my favorite people, aka the photographer. Thanks Gabe.

Hanging out with K-9. No biggy. #doctorwho

So fucking happy I got to see @gwatsky today.

me. all weekend a long

(Source: end-game-tricker, via indigogypsie)


Life with A Toddler

In celebration of Father’s Day, here are some thoughts about the beautiful chaos of having an 18-month-old.

this is the most accurate thing. 100% true.

i should know, I have 25 toddlers.

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