During lunch this random cross dresser was walking toward me. I was staring at his ankles when he said “hello” loudly like he was annoyed. I quickly looked at him and said hi politely as he walked away. Poor guy probably thought I was trying to avoid eye contact, but really I was wondering how much his ankle weights weighted and if he had the same midnight blue nail polish as me.
I thought I saw you the other day. I couldn’t help but stare as I walked away.
This is a crappy picture of my first tattoo, but it’s a sweet picture of me laughing with one my favorite people, aka the photographer. Thanks Gabe.
Hanging out with K-9. No biggy. #doctorwho
So fucking happy I got to see @gwatsky today.
Life with A Toddler
In celebration of Father’s Day, here are some thoughts about the beautiful chaos of having an 18-month-old.
this is the most accurate thing. 100% true.
i should know, I have 25 toddlers.